Mosquitos, Snowbirds and Other Florida Pests
Florida: Where the Bugs Are Big, and the Characters Are Bigger!
It isn’t just home to sunshine and palm trees—it’s also the ultimate melting pot of transplants, tourists, and wildlife that doesn’t always stay in the swamp where it belongs. From the snowbirds who flock in every winter to the gators who refuse to read the “No Trespassing” signs, the Sunshine State is a never-ending source of hilarity.
With an eye for the absurd and a knack for storytelling, the author takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the beaches, streets, and golf courses of Florida, where the real pests aren’t just the mosquitoes. Buckle up for a collection of humorous short stories where the real “pests” aren’t always the ones buzzing in your ear. Whether you’re a Florida native, a seasonal visitor, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at the chaos of human nature, this book will have you giggling from start to finish.
“This book is a hoot! Like the observations of human nature and the use of humor to illustrate the lessons.”
“A fun romp about Florida from a transplant from the north. Once you start reading the book, it’s hard to put it down. Golfers will be especially amused.”
“Really funny. I recently traveled to Florida and this book hit home on a lot of levels. I am looking into the author’s other books.”
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