The Real Poop on the Dog Track
Real Poop
Welcome to Rhode Island—where deer are forming terrorist sleeper cells seeking revenge on unsuspecting drivers, the dog track is in a full-blown labor dispute involving canine bathroom breaks, and politicians are handing out taxpayer dollars for the revenge seeking deer preying on unsuspecting drivers.
In The Real Poop on the Dog Track, the author serves up a no-holds-barred roast on the quirks and chaos of everyday life in Ocean State’s most ridiculous moments, blending sharp wit with absurd truths. It’s packed with outsized characters, political absurdities, and enough bizarre policies to keep any humorist entertained for years.
From bureaucratic blunders to nature’s revenge, no one is safe in this gut-busting take on the little state with big laughs. If you like your humor unapologetic and your satire extra spicy, this book is your next must-read.
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